JO, JOO, AND THE ART OF DRINKING

Joo’s barbell was legendary in these parts, a testament to his refined palate. Jo, on the other hand, preferred sparkling cider. Their differences often became fodder for friendly wager at their favorite watering hole, the Rusty Mug. One night, after a particularly spirited game of darts, Joo declared he could beat Jo at his own game, and that